Some Assembly
Some assembly required. 🦾









Some Assembly
PANEL 1:
A desert plain with mountains in the middle and far backgrounds. On a near hill, a man stands next to a small stack of shipping crates.
PANEL 2:
The man looks over the crates, some parts, and… /
PANEL 3:
…a sheet of assembly instructions for an “iMe” robot. / MAN: Hmmm…
PANEL 4:
The man connects the torso to the base of the robot, and…
PANEL 5:
…connects wires inside the robot’s head, and… / MAN: “…red two to red five, blue six to…” /
PANEL 5:
…snaps the robot’s right arm into its torso. / MAN: HA!
PANEL 6:
A close up of the robot’s face screen, which reads “LOADING…” / MAN: “Press and hold power button for five seconds…” /
PANEL 7:
The robot’s facial features spring to life with a “blink”
PANEL 8:
The robot and the man simultaneously yell “AAAAA!”, each having startled the other.
PANEL 9:
The robot and the man reflexively mimic each other’s gestures. / ROBOT: AAAAA! / MAN: HA!
PANEL 10:
The robot points at the man, with a skeptical look on its face. / ROBOT: Why…Why are you wearing that MASK?
PANEL 11:
The man, clearly wearing a mask, looks perplexed. / MAN (aka MARK): ???…What mask? CAPTION: TO BE CONTINUED…